Deep Space 69 (1994)

Will you stop saying that?

I'm trying to tell you I'm bored.

Yes, princess?

I told you not to say that.

Yes, princess.

But I don't know what else to say.

You're always bored.

Do something.

No, princess.

You know what your father said.

Well, may a two-prick court

piss on my father.

He's the one who put me here

in the first place anyway.

You never know when your father

may be listening.

I don't care.

I'm bored.

All right, princess.

What would you have me do

to relieve your boredom?

Well,

you can come and talk to me

in person.

Yes, princess.

And now what? Oh my princess.

Let's ****** someone.

Princess, we are light years away from a planet that is even slightly capable of defeating itself.

I don't care. I want to blow it up.

The planet could be inhabited, so we can't blow it up.

I don't care about any life forms. Blow it up!

You know your father's rules. No blowing up life forms.

I don't care about my father.

Well, I do. He gave me the responsibility of watching after you.

And I'm not going to spend the next thousand years

shoveling up Gandar shit on some mind on Uranus.

I don't care. Blow it up. Blow it up! Blow it up!

I'll send someone out there. If there's no life forms,

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